Haiku
WRONG HAIKU
1.
I like that girl’s pants,
her trousers if you’re not Scouse,
or American.
2.
Loose knit top, five pounds.
Chat with stranger over tea
about gran - priceless.
3.
One more wrong haiku.
I’ll try the way he told me
from the book of them.
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PRETENTIOUS HAIKU
1.
Beard growth like ivy
spines, tugging, sipping cider,
roots in diff’rent walls.
2.
O’ apple, my bright
apple, a glass-bottomed pear,
fat mouth a-glitter!
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VERY MODERN HAIKU
1.
I wake up and think
‘I should have a good breakfast’
but I eat Pringles.
