Love is a poison. Some cures for poisons: Steroids, fluids, sleeping and crying, vinegar and pennies, heat, heavy drinking, angelic teaching, ibuprofen and aspirin and paracetamol, counter irritants, bleach, gasoline, pepper mace, hot candle wax, hot water, cold water, salt water, swimming in chlorinated water, bathing in tea, soil, scratching, doctor, discipline, oxygen, prevention, time.
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